Ode to Caf (Cat?) Food

I did not know it was possible, but the cafeteria food has actually gotten WORSE since Reading Week. It's just plain bad. Vomit worthy bad. Instead of gaining weight, we're losing weight because no one wants to eat it. Fruit loops are my haven. I've eaten more of them than I ever thought possible. I'm going to get scurvy.

As many people know, my life was one big suck fest for a while. It has, thanks to God's amazing grace, taken a turn for the BETTER. I'm now on Cloud 36. That's right, 36. It's amazing what one envelope, and its contents, can do.

In the next three days, I have three exams. I think there are laws agaisnt that. At least, there should be. GAH!

Would anyone like to write my essay?